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A Rooster and the Bean

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A rooster was scratching one day in the earth under the mass of a house when he found a bean. He endeavored to swallow it, and stifled himself. He gagged himself and extended himself, and there he lay, and couldn’t relax.

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What’s more, his special lady saw him, kept running up to him, and asked: “Mr. rooster, what makes you lie there like that, so you can’t inhale?” “I’ve gagged myself with a bean,” he replied. “Go and approach the dairy animals for some margarine.”

Also, his special lady went to the cow and stated, “Mrs. Dairy animals, give me some spread! My chicken is lying there and can’t inhale, he has gagged himself with a bean.” And the dairy animals replied: “Go and approach the roughage creators for some feed.”

Furthermore, she went to the feed producers and stated,

“Feed producers, give me some feed! The feed’s for the dairy animals who will give me some margarine, and the spread’s for my rooster who is lying there and can’t inhale, he’s stifled himself with a bean.” And the feed producers replied, “Go and request that the broiler give you a few pieces.”

What’s more, she went to the broiler and stated, “Stove, broiler, give me a few chunks! The pieces are for the haymakers, who will give me some roughage, the feed’s for the cow, who will give me some spread, and the margarine’s for my rooster who is lying there and can’t inhale, he’s stifled himself with a bean.”

What’s more, the stove replied, “Go and approach the wood-cutters for some wood.” And she went to the wood cutters and stated, “Give me some wood! The wood’s for the stove, who will give me a few chunks, the rolls are for the roughage cutters, who will give me some feed, the feed’s for the dairy animals, who will give me some margarine, the spread’s for my chicken who is lying there and can’t inhale, he’s gagged himself with a bean.” And they replied, “Go and approach the smith for a hatchet, we’ve nothing to cut the wood with.”

So she went to the smith and stated, “Smith, smith, give me a hatchet! The hatchet is for the wood-cutters, who will give me some wood, the wood’s for the broiler, who will give me a few rolls, the chunks are for the feed creators, who will give me some roughage, the feed’s for the dairy animals, who will give me some spread, and the margarine’s for my rooster who is lying there and can’t inhale, he’s stifled himself with a bean.” And he replied, “Go into the backwoods and consume me some charcoal.”

So she went into the woods, assembled a heap of sticks, and consumed some charcoal. At that point she took the charcoal to the smith, and he gave her a hatchet. She ran with the hatchet to the wood-cutters, and the wood-cutters gave her some wood. The wood she took to the stove, and the broiler gave her a few pieces.

She took the rolls to the feed producers, and the feed creators gave her some roughage. The feed she took to the bovine, who gave her some spread. She conveyed the margarine to the chicken, and the rooster swallowed it down and gulped the bean.

At that point he bounced up happily and began singing, “Cock- a-doodle-doo! I was sitting under the divider, plaiting shoes, when I lost my drill, however I found a little coin, and I purchased a little scarf, and offered it to a pretty young lady.”


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